aresnakesreal:

like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss

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Jesus: Make sure nobody is poor
Everyone:
Jesus:
Everyone: So like industrial capitalism?

deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

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humansofnewyork:

"It’s important to forgive.""Who do you have the hardest time forgiving?""Myself."

humansofnewyork:

"It’s important to forgive."
"Who do you have the hardest time forgiving?"
"Myself."

Nicki Minaj attends ‘The other woman’ premiere

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"Seeing someone reading a book you love is seeing a book recommending a person."

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